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mak_imma Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 243 Country : di kaki pelangi Registration date : 24/06/2007
| Subject: Jokes..... Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:41 pm | |
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| | | mak_imma Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 243 Country : di kaki pelangi Registration date : 24/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:48 pm | |
| OFFICE BOY
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR
manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you
the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means
you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10
in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less
than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the
operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he
can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return
late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of
delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He
started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email."
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have
succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if
you had an e mail?!!"
The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at
Microsoft!"
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| | | mami^rugged Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 76 Country : sungai chao phraya,bangkok siam Registration date : 25/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:14 pm | |
| thumbs up! leh MAMPUS | |
| | | Mel007 Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 542 Registration date : 22/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:35 am | |
| hehe.. yg part2 jokes nih.. mmg aku lemah ... kalo tukang gelak buleh!!! hehehee... | |
| | | mami^rugged Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 76 Country : sungai chao phraya,bangkok siam Registration date : 25/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:51 am | |
| One politician, One thief & One DELL employee died & went straight to hell. Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Five million dollars". The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. DELL empl was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my office friends and managers ", He called other DELL employees and he talked for twenty hours about pendency and monthend, sales figures and targets, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call???? The devil says "Twenty dollars". DELL empl is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??" Devil says - - - - - scroll down - - - - - - - - . Calling from Hell to Dell is Local Call | |
| | | along Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 334 Country : Cloud Nine Registration date : 22/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:11 pm | |
| makkkkkkkkkkkkkkk................I like.... mami.....hahahahaha..... | |
| | | Mel007 Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 542 Registration date : 22/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:34 pm | |
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| | | mami^rugged Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 76 Country : sungai chao phraya,bangkok siam Registration date : 25/06/2007
| | | | Abeerah Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 309 Registration date : 23/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:25 pm | |
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| | | mak_imma Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 243 Country : di kaki pelangi Registration date : 24/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:51 am | |
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| | | mami^rugged Sahabat Sokmo
Number of posts : 76 Country : sungai chao phraya,bangkok siam Registration date : 25/06/2007
| Subject: Re: Jokes..... Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:11 pm | |
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